United Assassins Association
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The United Assassins Association (米国暗殺者協会 Beikoku Ansatsusha Kyōkai) is an organization of prominent assassins. Members are ranked, with numbers one through eleven appearing in the game.
[edit] Silvia Christel's involvement
Silvia Christel was known to set up ranking matches for members of the United Assassins Association, including Travis Touchdown, though her exact role was never made clear. Several times between ranking matches, Silvia would call Travis proclaiming herself to be shopping or on vacation, among other things. Prior to Travis' departure for the second ranking match against Bad Girl, a pigeon carrying a note from Silvia crashes through Travis' window. Her letter mentions that she is gone and that Travis should make no attempt to find her; because of this, Travis assumes she has quit her job. When Travis defeats Bad Girl in the Destroy Stadium basement, the body disposal crew who normally attend with Silvia appear, and one man, Weller, congratulates Travis for his victory, as Silvia hasn't seemed to accompany them.
Frustrated, Travis calls the United Assassins Association hotline, wondering why it took him so long to do so in the first place; an older woman answers the phone, shortly after revealing herself as Silvia's mother. When Travis asks about the Association, the woman sighs, apparently in disappointment, and shocks Travis when she tells him that the United Assassins Association does not exist. She goes on to tell Travis that Silvia is a professional con artist, and that Travis is not the first assassin whom she has fooled. Travis never meets with Silvia again, though she does call his cell phone as she had before, while Travis seeks the first ranked assassin after being goaded by Mrs. Christel to finish what he has started, regardless of the pretenses.
After Travis becomes the top-ranked assassin, he is ambushed by Ermen Palmer, thus fueling speculation that the UAA may exist after all. However this could also mean Silvia has simply moved on to conning the next gullible assassin.
[edit] Ranked assassins
The following is a list of assassins ranked in the United Assassins Association (as of the beginning of No More Heroes). For further information, see an assassin's main article.
| Eleventh Rank: | Helter-Skelter |
| Tenth Rank: | Death Metal |
| Ninth Rank: | Dr. Peace |
| Eighth Rank: | Shinobu |
| Seventh Rank: | Destroyman |
| Sixth Rank: | Holly Summers |
| Fifth Rank: | Letz Shake |
| Fourth Rank: | Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii |
| Third Rank: | Speed Buster |
| Second Rank: | Bad Girl |
| First Rank: | Dark Star |
